A few years ago, my daughter and I had the pleasure of tearing the vacuum cleaner apart on a Saturday. I needed to use it, and it wasn’t working right.
After unplugging it, I flipped it over, and this particular model wouldn’t let me remove the beater bar. I got out a pair of scissors and began to cut away all the hair that had wrapped itself around it. With all of our technology, this act feels like it’s a throwback to caveman days.
It’s just one step up from pounding letters onto a rock slab.
I looked at the pile of hair I had freed and wondered why none of us had gone bald. Or donated it to be made into ten wigs.
This same problem seems to cause drain issues with the shower. I always seem to be the lucky one who gets to experience water creeping up to my knees because it clogs during my turn. We only have one, so by some luck of the draw, it decides enough is enough, and soon the tub is filling up.
There are only two solutions at that moment for this kind of trouble. Either stop the water and try to remedy it while you stand there freezing, which generally isn’t the answer because it needs something poured down it to clear it. Or you move faster before you drown in the oncoming flood.
It’s a blessing to have a healthy head of hair until you have three adults shedding.
So after untangling the mess, I expected the vacuum to roar back to life. It didn’t. Unbeknownst to me at the time, my youngest daughter possessed the ability to rip things apart and put them back together. I am not mechanically inclined, so I’m unsure where she inherited this trait.
We both dismantled what we could, tried to make it look new, and then put it back together—some of the screws that should have been easy to get out fought us.
After hours, magically, it worked.
“What is this for?” I asked, discovering a piece on the floor after we were done.
“I don’t know,” she said, looking at it. That is one of those moments where you decide to ignore the leftover part and move on.
A different vacuum has been purchased since then, one that claimed it could handle a lot of pet fur, so why not apply that to humans as well?
I have not read the instruction manual one time in the five years since we have had the new one unless I have to. I have a stack of books to get through; who has time to read a book on how to vacuum?
I read an excellent section about using the attachment that is supposed to be used on the upholstery.
It seems every so often, I realize there is a new hidden feature on it that needs to be maintained. It took me two years to conclude that I could separate the entire canister from the inside filter to empty it.
Then I had the revelation of a filter in the filter that also needed attention.
I have found at least three places where years of debris had collected that should have been emptied. How do I know this? Because it quit working correctly, I had to go through trying to figure out where the problem was. This is usually when I pull up the manual online, deal with that one issue and move on.
“I found another plastic clamp that unhooks this thing, and I should have known this five years ago,” I say to her.
This has happened so many times I have lost count.
The vacuum my parents had didn’t have tubes and valves to deal with. It was a glorified broom and dustpan. You ran it, threw away a bag, and then forgot to put in another bag before your mom used it the next time, so you got in trouble for not replacing it. Simple.
I am still, in some ways, not accustomed to using a machine that requires me to think.
I thought I had finally learned everything there was to know about this current one. No longer was I going around being naive to its functions. If something was amiss, it was no longer taking up my time to fix it or have the worry I was going to break it.
A few Saturdays ago, I hit the on button, and the bar wouldn’t spin. It sent out crud instead of picking up. Along the way, you learn that you cannot ignore certain things. Like the filth it is sending out, making the carpet dirtier, and the smell of scorched hair.
It never fails when there is the slightest hint of this in the air, I will hear from another room,
“What is that horrible smell?”
I want to say that it’s my Saturday afternoon getting burned up while I waste my time on cleaning something that is supposed to be cleaning.
I got out the scissors again to cut away the accumulation. This did nothing to get it working right; the bar would not budge.
“You are going to have to help me,” I told her.
Neither of us was looking forward to it as we sat in the middle of the living room, looking at it like we were about to perform surgery.
“This whole section comes off,” she said with great confidence.
I had not seen her doing any research to know this.
“Are you sure? I don’t want to do that and then find out an hour from now it wasn’t right.”
The sigh speaks volumes.
I found two new red levers I hadn’t realized were there before, which made the entire piece pop off easily in seconds. We got down to the problem at record speed but then realized the whole bar had to come off.
Something jammed on one side of it, impeding its spinning ability. She got out a tweezer-like instrument and started to pluck away at the stuff that was sticking out. Small, precise movements that had me looking at the clock instantly.
This is where the prayers to God began.
At some point, you realize you are threatening the tiniest screw that won’t turn, and it holds you hostage. One small inanimate object has you at gunpoint, bringing to the surface in your mind every swear word you have ever thought of.
Then you go into the laughing portion of it where you both don’t know why you are, but you are, and anyone walking into the room would think you have gone off your medication or you require some.
She pulled on the stuck piece while I tried to free the screw one last time. It broke off. Sometimes there are causalities when you are involved in situations like this.
You cut your losses, fix it, and go on, knowing the other three will keep it together.
I vacuumed the entire house without any other issues.
“Why is the vacuum not working?” She asked me five days later. She was cleaning her room.
“What do you mean? It worked perfectly after we took it apart.”
“It won’t turn on.”
It had to be the outlet, so I tried another one. It wasn’t that either.
So we began the process of checking all the usual trouble spots, but I saw nothing wrong. The advice I found online pointed to the on/off switch. Once you take off the brush below, a reset button requires you to hold down one of the two buttons to get it going again.
Who knew it had a snooze function?
I was dealing with nothing short of a highly advanced piece of equipment that now screamed overkill. It was like I was dealing with the space shuttle, and it did take rocket science to figure it out.
I did exactly as instructed, and it sat stone-cold silent.
We looked at each other like we had committed murder.
“This worked after we fixed it. This makes no sense.”
We went over everything again, coming up with no answers.
Then she had a lightbulb moment.
“Is the power off?”
The sun was out, so there was no need to have lights on. I flicked the light switch, and nothing happened. I tried others and got the same result.
Others were functioning, and I had this experience many times over the years. It was the trek to the circuit box, looking at the small map that shows me what runs on which one. I heard the vacuum come on above me with two switches dealt with.
Sometimes what you think is the problem isn’t the problem.
Your ability to solve something in your life can seem so black and white when you look at it logically. You should take part A and hook it up to part B and be on your way. But what if that isn’t the solution? What if God is trying to show you a deeper issue that needs healing for you to get past it and never have to deal with it in the future? Unless you are willing to look further into it, it can lay dormant, waiting to present itself again, just like always, causing the same problems.
Instead of that, it’s helpful to undergo a process where God reveals to you the exact source of the issue so you can fix it.
In Psalm 139:23-24 it says,
Investigate my life, O God, find out everything about me; Cross-examine and test me, get a clear picture of what I’m about; See for yourself whether I’ve done anything wrong—then guide me on the road to eternal life. (Message)
When you allow God to do this, you can move ahead, being led strongly into new power, leaving you able to deal with anything that presents itself that seemed impossible before.
Heaven’s mission is always to bring you to your highest potential, where your faith runs at its best, you see the good in all, and unlike my rouge vacuum, life doesn’t suck.