Teaching your child to drive isn’t mentally easy. Images from days gone by have a tendency to flash across the mind while she clutches the steering wheel for the first time and you sit like a slug in the passenger seat. For instance, you quickly recall when she could barely stumble across the room while hanging onto the edge of the couch or used an end table to support her wobbly legs. Other mental scenes emerge of her unable to use a spoon or suck liquid through a straw. How was I supposed to let her drive my vehicle up and down streets where potential hazards awaited us at every turn? I would have rather put myself on a roller coaster to be flipped upside down non-stop for an hour. Yet, I had to maintain my composure because all good parents want to see their children succeed and mature into independence. I wanted to remain calm, I really did. I didn’t want to repeat the experience I had with my dad when I was learning how to drive.
It would begin before we left the garage. His discomfort was evident as I turned the key and a battery of instructions and inquiry would follow before we even budged.
“Did you check the mirror?”
“All of them?”
“Do you have your permit?”
“Is there gas in the car?”
After satisfying all of his questions, I would barely move into reverse when he would say,
“Keep your foot on the brake! I don’t want to go flying down the driveway.”
I would go at snail speed and it was still too fast for him.
One day, before I got the key into the ignition, I couldn’t take it anymore.
“I am not driving with you!” I said defiantly.
My mom and I had gone out that afternoon to practice, and I noticed a remarkable difference. She let me start the car, back out, and barely said one word except,
“Oh, look at that beautiful bird in that tree!”
As we drove through the familiar streets of our town, she would say occasionally,
“I wonder what they are building over there.”
For her it was a chance to get out of the house away from cooking, cleaning and laundry. Once in awhile she would say,
“Why don’t we turn left up at the stoplight? I haven’t been down that road in a long time.”
It became a sightseeing tour for her, and I just drove the car without worrying over every maneuver I made.
If I took a right when she said to go left her response was,
“Oh, well, you will get it next time.”
My experience with him was a sharp contrast, and his nerves were getting on my nerves, so my outburst was to make the negativity stop. He said quietly,
“Let’s go. Just start the car.”
It wasn’t said in an angry tone but one of realization that he was not helping the situation with his worry.
I began our nightly trek to a place where we could practice parallel parking and how to park on a hill. We tried to get it all in before the sun set on that pre-summer night. There wasn’t much traffic as I made my way back toward our home.
“Turn left up here,” he instructed.
I was feeling so much better about our time together now that I was sensing he wasn’t so anxious. I had relaxed and he seemed much more at ease as well. Unless he was faking it, and I couldn’t tell the difference.
As usual, I turned right instead of turning left.
“This is right, Chris. I said left.”
“Oh, well,” I said parroting what I had heard my mom say. “I will figure out a way to turn around.”
It wasn’t as easy as that. I had turned on a road that was leading us forward with no option of a U-turn. We found ourselves slowly creeping along what appeared to be a private road not meant for the usual drive through. There were beautiful manicured lawns surrounding us on both sides. I took notice of this and other details because the speed limit sign had clearly stated we could only go 10 miles per hour. It became quite evident where we had landed when we both saw a large green sign with white lettering.
“What? We are at the state hospital?” Now a whole new type of fear descended upon him.
“Yes. You have driven us right into the looney bin!”
I had a hard time not controlling my laughter at his reaction. He has a tendency to lose all decorum and ability to be politically correct when terror strikes.
The road slowly wound around to the front of the facility where a few people milled about the grounds while orderlies stood by in white outfits.
“Lock the doors! Roll up the windows!” he ordered.
This was back during the time before our cars mechanically did all of these things for us.
I glanced over to see his eyes wide as he kept them trained on all the residents roaming.
As if on cue, a tall male began walking alongside the passenger side of the car which brought my dad’s mood to a full tilt panic. The car door seemed like a paper thin barrier between him and this stranger.
“Hurry up and get us out of here!!” he yelled. “This guy is racing us!”
“I am driving what the speed limit says, ” I retorted. After all, I didn’t want to break the law by speeding, for heaven’s sake. And, I wasn’t the least bit afraid. I was not going to allow my speedometer to go one inch over the 10 mile per hour mark.
We came to a crosswalk where there was a stop sign. All of my new training was kicking in. There was no way I was running through it, and a complete stop was what I was taught to abide by.
The guy walking near the car stopped with us and peered in the window at my dad.
“Get us out of here!” he said again.
“It is getting dark! We need to get out of here!”
There was another man standing by the curb who appeared to want to cross in front of us. I sat waiting for him to make a move. But he remained frozen. Just staring straight at us. His eyes looked glassy and fatigued.
“Is he going to cross the road?” I asked more to myself than to my passenger.
“He looks like he wants to kill us! JUST go!”
“What if he steps in front of me? I might hit him!”
A few seconds went by with all four of us glancing at each other. Through gritted teeth, my dad made his final plea,
“Go! Right now! Just go!”
I slowly edged forward as the two residents watched us glide by. Neither moved a muscle.
“Keep going to the left!”
I did what he said and soon we found ourselves driving out the exit and back into his comfort zone. He stayed quiet the entire ride home as I tried not to giggle.
When we walked in the door, my mom asked,
“So, how did she do?”
He opened the palm of his hand and said,
“She did just fine but I lost a tooth.” He had been clutching on to it the whole way home.
“I bit down so hard while she was driving that I broke my tooth.”
My mother and I looked at each other and started to laugh uncontrollably.
“She drove me to the state hospital!” he said coming to his own defense.
“She should have left you there!” my mom said. “Why do you worry so much?”
Now that I have had my time sitting in the seat of the car to be the instructor, I do understand his fear so much more. Isn’t this true when we go through situations in life? We become more understanding and compassionate when we have the experience for ourselves. My dad had been taught how to worry somewhere along the way. We aren’t born in that state, but it is a learned response. The bad news is that it is highly contagious. The last thing I want is for my daughters to live life from a weakened mental place instead of a bold and courageous stance, so I am aware of it and try to correct myself immediately.
I decided recently to take a drive to where this event occurred. Most of the buildings stand empty with windows boarded up. Long gone are the men and women who walked the halls with whatever was afflicting them. It struck me how something that once seemed so ominous had now become obsolete. A place that brought my dad such a nightmare moment no longer would illicit such a reaction.
So what bothers you today that may not even exist tomorrow? What are you fretting over that may not even be a threat at all? A famous passage tells us that the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, can guard our hearts and minds if we allow it. It’s really up to you whether you want to live a life of calm or one of torment. Heaven isn’t withholding it from you.
In this day and age,with stress running at an all time high, it is imperative to know that God loves you and is always ready to help when life is driving you crazy.
(One of the original empty cottages at the state hospital)